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| "( i really do like the idea of making fun of labels i think this story will be good :D) all the planning that was to be going on was to happen at DAC's house, because it had easy access too lotsa things...phone, food, trees, and dark basements where they could store all the bodies that might just "pop up" unexpectedly. the first thing they did once they go to DAC's house was decide that they needed walkie talkies for easy communication. they walked over to the nearest electronics shop to find some.. the cheapest ones were only $19.95.. but together they didn't even have that much, and no lucky lottery tickets were around to cause cause chaos and mayhem, so they went back to DAC's house to plan up ways of making enough money to get the walkie talkies to plan things to brutally slaughter Derek's oversized ego. once there they thought up ways of making enough money to buy the ridicously expensive walkie talkies... there came up the classics, babysitting, lawn mowing, washing cars, actually getting a job, selling lemonade..etc... they really couldent choose so they put all the choices in a hat and pulled one out... the little paper said.. ... ... ... ... (the suspense is killing you isn't it?) ... written nicely in Sennie's perfect handwriting was the word "Get A Job" there were cries of protest from the group....Bubble wanted to know what we couldn't just wash cars or mow lawns...Sennie and DAC agreed with him.. it was a long tiresome process and they weren't really up to the challenge of making up a resume. and if some of the friends got accepted and the others didn't life would suck.. the trio decided to just wash cars instead. they made and put up signs that read IS YOUR CAR DIRTY?? WELL COME GET IT WASHED. LIKE NOW WERE CHEAP AND RELIABLE SO WHY NOT WERE AWESOMELY COOL TOO AND REALLY GOOD AT WASHING CARS SERIOULSY WE'VE HAD 3 HOURS OF EXPERIENCE WE'RE BASICALLY PROS SO COME HAVE A CLEAN CAR. (they didn't feel the need to put on an address..) ((sorry its so pathetic...but now its your turn. you can make it fun and cool again!!!)) DAC" | | |
| .. despite the fact that bubble was sensationally cool , and quite
hot , he was made fun of because of his "emo" hair and tendency to
wear Vans.. all the Jock boys would crowd him in the halls and chant
"emo boy! emo boy!" the head jock , Derek , who was burly and blond ,
would sneer and say , " why you gotta be such and emo , Emo Boy? why to
you listen to such faggety bands? what are you gonna do , cry? why are
your best friends two girls?? ...you fucking loser! and Bubble?? I mean
, honestly!! who names their kid BUBBLE!? what are your parents???
retards or something??" the abuse bothered bubble , but he was
never
broken because he knew that Derek was an asshole and that he was far
too cool to sink to dereks level. and yet, a part of him yearned to
give Derek a taste of his own medicine.. he teamed up with DAC and
Sennie , his two greatest partners in crime , and together , they
plotted to show the whole school that Derek sucked. ....
(a little
cliche , I know.. a bit like the beginning of a teen comedy ; what
with all the "jocks" and all.. but perhaps this can be our parody
story? making fun of labels , predictable teen trash , etc? you up for
it? ..and why do I insist on having "plots" in all my stories? there
was a 'plot' to take over the world in story# 1 , and now this?? oh
well , maybe this is the formula that works for me..;) ) | | |
| I'm gonna try my best to make a story....
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lemme get a can of cola. I need inspiration...
mmmmmmmmmmmmm.. I needed that...
once upon a time.. there was a dude.. and his name was Bubble. Bubble was a awesome dude...he had awesome taste in music...and had a lot of friends, but he had two BEST friends...DAC and Sennie. they were awesome too but we're not talking about them currently, we're talking about Bubble...Bubble was average height, green eyes, he had a wicked black "emo haircut"...he doesn't like labels though, he just calls it his hair...he's got a pet fish...called "Life"...his favorite word is "screech" and his favorite movie is "pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl"
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| you may decide not to read but i will not decide not to update....
the first stroy was......interesting.........god got drunk, we killed green day, ice cream was eaten......i got an ipod... named after uranus......
what more do you want..
hopefully all needs will be satisfied in the second story...emo kids...books.. bullies...
i'll post tomorrow
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| "blah!!" moon shine exclaimed. " you ...you...you filthy lesbian!!" (you see , she's evil now , and so not only does she want to kill innocent children like little Hellion , she has also become a bigot.) furiously , she shoved Lightning McGee away. "no!" Andrew ..2 wailed, looking crestfallen. "don't stop!! no.. take you shirts off!!" "oh , shut up , pervert! do you want me to call God back?? I'm sure he's saving a kick just for you!"snapped moonshine. Andrew..2 whimpered then , and quickly shut up. "sorry.im sorry.. got caught in a little brokeback moment .." said Lightning McGee. "that's fine!! I don't mind!! I still looooovvvveee you!" shouted MetalMan , from his spot not too far away. "I love you , too , Lightning!" mused Little Hellion. Metal Man glared at the boy , and if looks could kill , the boys head would have exploded. MetalMan muttered acidly under his breath; 'he thinks he's so great because he's got a red suit ..*mumble mumble*.. "alright already!! enough bullshit!! lets Fight!!" roared and impatient Moonshine. she faed her beam at Lightning once again , and again , Lightning prepared her fingers for the attack. suddenly , out of the blue , the members of green day approached the girls. "ladies", said Billie. "fighting is not the answer! you should have listened to god! its ppl like George bush who fight , who are corrupt rednecks. and because we're green day , and we're really punk , we don't like the government. have you heard the song "American idiot"?" "who the fuck hasn't?! they only played it on the radio every 12 seconds.." said Moonshine. Billie ignored her and continued: "well , that song reflects how we feel about the current state of our country. we're angry.. because we're real punks , and real punks are angry. " frustrated , moonshine whipped the destructo beam at the members of green day , turned the power as high as it could possibly go , and blew them all to bloody pieces while screaming : "DIE , SELL-OUT SCUM , DIE!" afterwards , a tense silence followed. "you just killed green day!" said Andrew .. 2 , looking stunned. "evil lady , why did you make the nice man in the eye-liner go bye-bye?" asked Little Hellion. "fuck! ive got bits of Tre's skull on me!!" moaned Metal Man. "wow.." went Lightning McGee. 'that was really cool of you , Moonshine. green day was getting a little annoying..." " its sad , but true.." agreed Moonshine. "hey , what do you say we call this whole fight off and pretend like it never happened?" she suggested. Lightning McGee smiled. "I think I like that idea!"
and so , together , the Super-Squad , Moonshine and Andrew..2 all went to diary queen and got ice cream. Moon shine didn't think Andrew .. 2 deserved ice cream , so he just sat and sulked the entire time , but that's besides the point. later , Moonshine spent her millions taking her friends (and Andrew ..2..) on a trip around the world. she may not have dominated it , but it was still beautiful. in Jamaica , MetalMan walked in on Lightning McGee in the middle of a heated kissing session with Little Hellion. confused and hurt , he asked Lightning what hellion had that he didn't. "Hellions a real man , Andrew" Lightning McGee explained. "and he's got a red spandex suit and everything!" Metal man was upset for awhile , but his wounds healed over time and now he and Lightning remain good friends. Lightning plans to marry Little Hellion in a simple church wedding where Sennie (formerly known as MoonShine) will be a bridesmaid and Andrew.. 2 will be the ridiculously big ring-bearer. Sennie didn't know what to do with the destructo-beam , so she offered it to Lightning and Little Hellion as a wedding gift. it will stand in their living room as decoration.
and the all lived happily ever after , I suppose.
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